Y’all, I’m starting to wonder how I lived before discovering Wine Time. I mean it’s changed my life so much that I’m even saying “y’all” now. 

I could literally only watch the first minute of this because I was crying and screaming from how ridiculous he is. 

bffproductions:

azizisbored:

If the Food Network is interested in developing a cooking show with me where I play a character based on this kid, please contact me. Thanks. 

rickyv:

iCarly star Reed Alexander’s cooking segment on The Today Show.

Holy fucking shit.

You know you are a grown up when…

thisisjeannie:

…your birthday list looks as follows:

  1. Curtains
  2. Target gift card

Mine consisted of Target and Trader Joe’s gift cards. Groceries might be worse than curtains… haha

PS I MISS YOU! 

thisisjeannie:

I will be here in two weeks from Saturday. Ohemgee.

Please eat lots of rum balls for me while you’re there :)

"I knew it would snow today, so I just got some stuff last night to bring to work in case I couldn’t make it back home.. you know, just some essentials: Doritos, Little Debbie Valentines Cakes, a 12-pack, and season 2 of The Golden Girls…"
—

David (via sarahinla)

This just made me so happy. Could you maybe start a blog of David quotes? And also maybe come to LA?

we’ve got a big, big mess on our hands.

So I went to make some spaghetti, but didn’t realize the box was already open…

And then Bellini got so freaked out by the noise that he overturned his food bowl while running away.

Now I have twice the mess to clean up. And I’m no closer to eating dinner.

heyitsclaire:

OMGOMGOMG NEW HANSON.

You know how you can tell it’s a great song from the first five seconds? Yea I feel that way about almost every Hanson song I’ve ever heard, starting with MMMBop.

At least their music has matured with me, right?

LOVE.

I swear they could sing about nothing and it would still sound better than most songs.

I’M COMING HOME.

sarahinla:

jillalbano:

sarahinla:

More details to come.

for good or just to visit?

ps I have a cd for you :)

For good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You do???? :)  What kind of CD?  is it in any way Hanson-related?

of course it’s Hanson-related :) haha

and yay! will you be back before December 20th?

I’M COMING HOME.

sarahinla:

More details to come.

for good or just to visit?

ps I have a cd for you :)

dreams pt. 3

DON’T FALL ASLEEP WHILE WATCHING ANIMAL PLANET.

I got caught in the current of a river in the jungle and was trying to swim to the bank. Then some scary hippos surfaced and came after me. Someone grabbed my hand to pull me out of the water, which was when I realized that the river was actually inside a building. It was a big, open room that felt like a laboratory. Once I was out of the water, though, the hippos were still chasing me. One of them got some white plastic stuck on itself, making it look like a stormtrooper. I ran upstairs to escape, but the evil scientists used mind control to make the hippos fly. I hid in the corner where they couldn’t see me and they floated up and out through the skylight.

Then I woke up.

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